Monday, March 29, 2010

Det stig av hav eit alveland

Det stig av hav eit alveland
med Tind og Mo;
det kviler klårt mot himilrand
i kveldblå ro.

Eg såg det tidt som sveipt i eim
bak hvadis graa;
det er ein huld, ein heilag heim,
me ei kan nå.

Ho søv, den fine tinderad
i draume-bann;
men so ei stund ved soleglad
ho kjem i brand.

Når dagen sig som eld og blod
i blåe-myr,
det logar upp med glim og glod
og eventyr.

Det brenn i brè og skjelv og skin
med gullan-bragd,
og lufti glø'r i glans av vin,
sylv og smaragd.

Men av han døyr, den bleike brand,
som slokna glod,
og klårt som fyrr ligg alveland
i kveldblå ro.

Eg lengta tidt på trøytte veg
der ut til fred;
men landet fyrst kann syne seg,
når sol gjeng ned.

~Fra Arne Garborgs Hautussa~

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Eg er visst heilt forelska

Eg er visst heilt forelska,
eg surrar kor eg fer,
det kitlar vilt i magen
og ut i alle tær.

Og hjarta har eg mista.
Du grabba det og fór.
Eg spring på alle vegar
og følgjer dine spor.

Eg kastar bein og armar
så du kan fanga dei,
eg kastar begge augo
i same kjære lei.

Eg er eit boblehovud
som trillar på ein veg
og berre ler og smiler
for det er fylt av deg.
~Per Olav Kaldestad~

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

finn 1 feil ^^

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Hvor mange av Tarzans utstoppede dyr skal bæres gjennom bushen i Bagamoyo

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Fadder uka 2009 :)




Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Let's:


...make like a tree and leave.
...make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here.
...make like a bird and flock off
...make like horse sh!t and hit the trail.
...make like a banana and split.
...make like a missile and cruise.
...make like a fetus and head out.
...make like a baby and head out.
...make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
...make like a drum and beat it.
...make like a drummer and beat it.
...make like a bee and buzz off.
...make like Diarrhea and run
...make like a tire and hit the road
...make like Linda Lovelace and blow.
...make like a terrorist and blow this place.
...make like a busboy and get the fork out of here.
...make like a douche and get the fuck out of there.
...make like a strawberry and jam.
...make like traffic and jam.
...make like stockings and run.
...make like a sock and run.
...make like a loaf of French bread and baguette.
...make like a bakery truck and haul buns outta' here.
...make like a bread truck and haul buns.
...make like a Bakery truck and Move your buns.
We're off like a prom dress!!!
...make like a prom dress and take off.
We're off like pants in the dark.
...make like the devil and get the hell out of here.
...make like the Red Sea and split.
...make like the Red Sea and part.
...make like a banana in the presence of ice cream and split
...make like an amoeba and split...!
...make like the wind and blow.
...make like a tomato and Ketch-up.
...make like a driver and Keep On Truckin'.
...make like a teamster and Keep On Truckin'.
...make like a hippy and Keep On Truckin'.
...make like the Dead and Keep On Truckin'.
...make like lightning and bolt.
...make like a Nut and Bolt.
...make like a rectum and get the sh*t out of here.
...make like a donkey's d!ck and hit the road.
...make like [insert name of unpopular politician or personality] and blow.
...make like Michael Jackson and "Beat it!"
...make like a hippy and blow this place.
...make like Santa Claus and leave your presents (presence)!
...make like Tom and Cruise.
...make like Pablo and Cruise.
...make like Pablo and Pick Ass Off here. (?)
...make like a Hewlett Packard Laser Printer and jet.
...make like a jacket and zip.
...make like a magnet and flux off.
...make like Levi's and fade away.
...make like a bowel, and move.
...make like a tie and hang around some more.
...make like a botanist and leaf.
...make like a dog and flea.
...make like a register and shift.
...make like newlyweds; remain in bed all day. (or go to bed early.)
...make like an unstructured program, and go (to).
...make like Houdini and disappear
...make like a mongrel and get lost
...make like a teeny-bopper singer and fade away
...make like data and move
...make like make(1) and update (your location)
...make like a football and kickoff
...make like a baseball player and home-run
...make like rot13 and shpx bss
...make like a pound and quid (quit).
...make like a jet and zoom.
...make like an airplane and take off.
...make like a hat and go on ahead.
...make like an atom and split.
...make like a Catholic and pull out.
...make like The Exorcist and get the hell outta here.
...make like rain and get the hail out of here.